stolen from Kiwi

I stole this from Kiwi because I thought it was neat. I'll write something real in a while

Seven things I plan to do before I die:

Get my damn phD
Visit India, Brazil, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, and Madegascar
Run a marathon
Raise a child
Get a black belt in a martial art
Attain greater proficiency in my art
Be the hive lord of my own lab

Seven things that I can do:
Cook (vegetarian)
Knit
Speak French, although my powers are waning daily
Do basic landscaping
Quilt
Climb trees
Sing

Seven things I cannot do:
Go for long periods of time without cussing
Drive
Play an instrument
Contact alien life forms or sewer C.H.U.Ds
Write well
Have fashion sense
Make an army of zombie clone warriors

Seven things that attract me about a member of the opposite sex:
Intelligence
Curiousity
Kind heart
Sick sense of humor
Confidence
Taller than 6'0"
Lack of moral rigidity
(did I just describe the pupthra? Couldn't be...)


Seven things I say most often:
FUUUCK!
Something about Zombies
"Your mind must be in the sewers!"
Evil as an adjective as in "That's evil"
"I need to go feed my children (cells)."
Assmunch
Braiiins!
Something about current political events


Seven "celebrity" crushes:
skipped that one

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5 details about me:
I collect frog and rat kitch
I want to get a husky
You can hopefully call me "Doctor" sometime soon
I can do a really freaky monkey imitation
Why do I feel like this is some strange personals ad??

5 details about my appearance right now:
I just got a haircut
I'm wearing PJs
I've got an odd rash and several assorted bites. I hope it's not poison ivy
I don't have my glasses on
I've got two earrings in my left ear and one in my right

5 things that make me happy:
reading
the pupthra and my other friends
bad kung fu movies
trying cooking experiments
doing art projects

5 things that impress me:
consistency of thoughts and actions
initiative
drive
questioning
intelligence

5 things that don't impress me:
false morality
arrogance
ignorance
pretending to be someone you're not ie trustifarians
bigotry